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found one of those God Particles in a box of cereal last year. Man, I wish I kept it!
is glad mankind has found the God Particle, so we can continue our epic search for Waldo!
"Are You There God Particle? It's Me, Joe Average That Doesn't Understand You!"
CNN "That's all the time we have for the God Particle, right now let's meet your new hot dog eating champion!"
predicts that at the end of the God Particle announcement, one of the CERN researchers will pause nonchalantly, and say... "oh, one more thing...", then calmly teleport away...
Physicists at CERN announced they found the Higgs Boson “God particle,” but are bringing in Tebow for some tests.
10 minutes after discovery of God Particle, Chinese knock-off found for $5
Gee Great. How long before IKEA comes up with new furniture made with real God Particle Board.
says that yo mama's so fat that SHE gives the God Particle mass! (Assuming
validity of the Standard Model and Gauge Theory of course)
Higgs Boson discovered... Katy Perry's 3D movie opens... Coincidence?
is going to buy a parrot and then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
is going to change his name to Simon and then go around speaking in third person.
is driving around town, following runners, and blasting "Eye Of The Tiger" for encouragement!
put some vanilla pudding in to a mayonnaise jar and is eating it in public
is handing out lemons to people on a street corner and wearing a shirt that says "Life"
is going to major in philosophy and then go around and ask "WHY do you want fries with that?"
just ran into a store screaming "What year is this?" and when the cashier replied with the year, I ran out screaming, "It Worked! It Worked!!!"
is changing my last name to Acula, and going to become a doctor...
just hired two private investigators to follow each other.
knows it's hot when your farts ignite!
knows it's hot when Pamela Anderson's Ta Ta's are melting!
knows it's hot when fat guys are making their own gravy!
thinks it's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue!
knows it's hot when Dick Cheney is waterboarding himself!
hopes you brought the champagne because today is gonna be TOASTY!
knows it's hot when when the geese in the park come in "original recipe" and "extra crispy."
knows it's hot when pigs complain about sweating like fat humans.
needs a spatula to remove her clothing. ;)
knows it's hot when Domino's Pizza is almost at room temperature when it arrives
knows it's hot when the air has a shadow.
knows it's hot when ABC announces a new show called ‘America’s Got Heat Stroke’
thinks it's hot when the women in this town are ovulating hardboiled eggs!
knows it's hot when Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!!
knows it's hot when squirrels are leaving their nuts uncovered.
is sweating like the last piece of chicken at a Brown's family reunion it's so damn hot!
knows it's hot when Barry Bonds is injecting Slurpees in his ass
will finally know what Joan Rivers' face really looks like it melts because it's so hot.